Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put
his arm around my shoulder. "Harpo my boy," he said, "I'm going to give you
three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember." My heart
jumped and I glowed with expectation. I was going to hear the magic
password to a rich, full life from the master himself. "Yes sir?" I said.
And he told me the three things. I regret that I've forgotten what they
were.
-- Harpo Marx
his arm around my shoulder. "Harpo my boy," he said, "I'm going to give you
three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember." My heart
jumped and I glowed with expectation. I was going to hear the magic
password to a rich, full life from the master himself. "Yes sir?" I said.
And he told me the three things. I regret that I've forgotten what they
were.
-- Harpo Marx
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