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• The beach was a beach we shall not name, because his private house was there
  but it was a small sandy stretch somewhere along the hundreds of miles of coastline that runs west from Los Angeles, which is described in the new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in one entry as "junky, wunky, lunky, stunky, and what's that other word, and all kinds of bad stuff, woo," and in another, written only hours later as "being like several thousand square miles of American Express junk mail, but without the same sense of moral depth....
• There must be some mistake," he said, "are you not a greater computer than the Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond?
  "The Milliard Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with unconcealed contempt....
• Have a nice diurnal anomaly." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Guide is definitive.
  Reality is frequently inaccurate." This has lead to some interesting consequences....
• Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink.
  He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it....
• Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up
  and in fact in later editions of the book all the pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs....