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• Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things such as this 'Homer' of yours.
  -- Jacques in "Jacques to be Wild", from The Simpso...
• Many people have senseless attachments to heavy clumsy things such as this Homer of yours.
  -- Jacques, "Jacques to be Wild...
• lashdot effect n. 1. Also spelled "/. effect"; what is said to have happened when a website being virtually unreachable because too many people are hitting it after the site was mentioned in an interesting article on the popular Slashdot news service.
  The term is quite widely used by /. readers, including variants like "That site has been slashdotted again!...
• Real software engineers don't write in ADA, because the standards bodies have not quite decided on a formal spec yet.
• The repair man will never have seen a model quite like yours before. -- Murphy's Law No. 28
• An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard.
  After some observations and rough calculations the engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing....
• Psychiatry is quite similar to prostitution, only less honest.
  They both promise to make people feel better, but the prostitute doesn't make pretensions that the feelings will last once the client walks out the door....
• One useless man can be called a disgrace. Two really useless men can be called a law firm.
  When you get more than these together, you have all the essential ingredients for a committee....