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• Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things such as this 'Homer' of yours.
  -- Jacques in "Jacques to be Wild", from The Simpso...
• Hot pizza, the food of kings! -- Homer serves dinner, "Jacques to be Wild
• Marge: What do you charge for lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
  Marge: [shocked] Twenty five dollars! Jacques: [leaning forward] A forty-dollars value!...
• Marge: I'm awfully sorry! Bowler: Entirely my fault.
  It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling ball] Homer....
• It is not the criminal things which are hardest to confess, but the ridiculous and shameful.
  -- Jean Jacques Rousseau...
• Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap
• They're a little warm and moist.
  -- Marge puts on (rented) bowling shoes, "Jacques to be Wild...
• Homer: Don't worry, this frosting will come right off.
  [looking to the ball] Beauty, isn't she? Marge...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...