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• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
• A man's ruin lies in his tongue. Egyptian Proverb
• SMILEY :-a lefty smiley touching tongue to nose
• Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
• NOTHING: A man with an erection who walks into a wall and breaks his nose.
• COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.
• A dog is man's best friend because he wags his tail, not his tongue.
• Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with his nose.
  -- Babbaluche the cobble...