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• Husband who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
• Man who lays woman on ground get peace on earth.
• Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
• Get married, but never to a man who is home all day. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel. -- Greener's Law
• Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
• The difference between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day.
  -- Harry Hershfield...
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....