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• The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal separation gives the man time to hide his money.
• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...
• Of the 500 or so films a year from all the Hollywood sources during [the height of the studio system] -- and I saw many of them when they were released
  ome of them much more recently -- I estimate that about two percent are worth the time of a cultivated viewer today....
• I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practice law.
  -- John F. Kennedy, upon appointing his brother Attorney-General....
• UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on Tue Nov 5 00
  53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch). -- Andy Tannenbaum...
• UNIX will be half a billion (500000000) seconds old on Tue Nov 5 00
  53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch). -- Andy Tannenbaum...
• It's 05:00 and time for the Penguin on the Tele to explode.