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• Kindness gives birth to kindness. -- Sophocle
• It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful
  incurable disease, or cervical cancer, or sterility, or the likelihood of giving birth to a dead, blind, or brain-damage [sic] baby even ten years later when she may be happily married....
• HOOKER GIVES BIRTH TO TRIPLETS, 1 WHITE, 1 BLACK, 1 CHINESE
• Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby? Home
  Yes. Wiggum: Can you describe her? Homer: Uh, she's small....
• I Was an Incubator Baby and She Was the Girl Next Door. -- Harry Ruby
• Beverly: "Captain, I'd like to announce the birth of a large baby.
  .. *something*." -- "Galaxy's Child", Stardate unknow...
• There comes a time in a man's life which you cannot know, when he sees the first smile of his baby girl.
  He knows he must change the world for her; for all children....
• Handel's Proverb: You can't produce a baby in one month by impregnating 9 women!
• A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
  A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident....