Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.

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• The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
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• It ain't over until it's over. --
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• The trick is growing up without growing old. --
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• They say you can't do it, but sometimes that isn't always true.
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• We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren't drinkin' aren't hittin'.
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• Don't do this at home -
  do it at someone else's...
• I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one,
  but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't...
• After winning the pennant one year, Casey Stengel commented,
  "I couldn'ta done it without my players...
• All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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