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• Yo baby yo baby yo. -- Eddie Murphy
• If shit was worth something, poor people would be born without arseholes.
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• All I want to say is that I'm just as screwed up as everybody else. EDDIE MURPHY
• Beauty is as summer fruits, which are easy to corrupt and cannot la
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• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• RPB: Read Print and Blush
• RRB Read Record and Blush
• Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
• Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its worth. -- Murphy's Consta