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• Now make like my pants -- and split!
• To Split, or not to Split: that is the question. -- Amoeba
• His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And his penis split .
  .. and his ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• To be or not to be, that is the split infinitive.
• People at the top make decisions as though times were good when people at the bottom know that the organization is collapsing.
  -- Paul Gray...
• Make like a drum and beat it!
• Make like a nose and boogie!
• Make like a Tom and Cruise.
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...