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• An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.
• Jedi Knights do it forcefully.
• JEDI KNIGHTS do it with force.
• Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast.
• Does anyone know how to get chocolate syrup and honey out of a white electric blanket?
  I'm afraid to wash it in the machine. Thanks, Kathy....
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
  -- Dave Barry, The Snake...