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• Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.
• In love there are two evils: war and peace.
• Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
• Two beers or not two beers, that is a pripps.
• There are two kinds of fools. One says, "This is old, therefore it is superior.
  The other says, "This is new, therefore it is better....
• I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne
• Old Japanese proverb: There are two kinds of fools -- those who never climb Mt.
  Fuji, and those who climb it twice....
• Homer: Marge, when I see you forming the vowels and continents Marge
  Consonants. Homer: consonants, with your beautiful mouth, your beautiful breath pushing past your beautiful teeth....
• Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of quishing noises.
  It shows your mind isn't clicking right....