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• Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first!
• Love thy neighbour........ Tune thy piano.
• Love thy neighbour as thyself. -- New Testament -- Matthew xix, 19
• Love thy neighbour as thyself. -- Old Testament -- Leviticus xix, 18
• Ye have heard that it have been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
  -- New Testament -- Matthew v, 43...
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, Nor the ox her husband bought he
  But thank the Lord you're not forbidden To covet your neighbor's daughter....
• I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss he
• Tell her there's a spot out in angles darkness, tell her there's a darkness on the edge of town.
• Love your neighbour, but don't get caught. -- Murphy's laws on sex