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• O Miss Bailey! Unfortunate Miss Bailey!
  -- George Colman, the Younger (1762-1836) -- Love laughs at Locksmiths, Act ii, Song...
• Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.
  -- Sidney Paternoster, "The Folly of the Wise...
• Locksmiths can get into anything.
• Fool, not to know that love endures no tie, And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Palamon and Arcite, Book ii, Line 758...
• Apu: I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every Indian critic's top 400 list.
  Woman: [singing] Love love love love love! I'm in love with lovely Johnny....
• I'm great at love, but I'm lousy at commitment." "Commitment's nice.
  You'd like her. She's got heavy legs, but she's a lotta laughs....
• Troy: Apu living with the Simpsons?! It happened. And here's a scene you didn't see.
  Apu: I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every Indian critic's top 400 list....
• Lisa: Ooohh, you are SO cute, yes you are you are I just LOVE you.
  Marge: [Laughs] See. It was a good idea to come here after all....
• He who laughs at a Klingon, never laughs again.