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• Necrohippoflagellaphilia: (n) Love Of Beating A Dead Horse.
• Marge: [reading the poster] "Hang in there, baby!" You said it, kitty.
  [looking more closely] "Copryright 1968." Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead....
• Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
• Coolidge is dead How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parke
• My Tagline Creator Is On Vacation.
• I find push buttons very depressing......
• It's like those miserable Psalms...they're so depressing!
• I love New York City. I just got into town and I wanted to get on the subway.
  I asked a man, "I'd like to get on the subway. How do I get underground?...