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• People who push both buttons should get their wish.
• This button isn't really very witty and it runs on and on and you'd probably be much happier reading some other button.
  Most of them aren't half as depressing as this one. Don't say I didn't warn you....
• Sense switches and data switches should only be used as warm furry butto
  they don't do anything but when you push them they push back, and make you feel loved, i....
• Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
  Most people who push the button feel they have done something....
• You no push button I push button Baby Plucky.
• The paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace the hardcover book--it makes a very poor doorstop.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• George Washington said to his father, "If I never tell a lie, how can I get to be President?
  -- Red Butto...
• I took an economy flight. There wasn't any movie, but they flew low over drive-ins.
  -- Red Butto...