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• I have heard a well-built woman compared in her motion to a ship under sail, yet I would advise no wise man to be her owner if her freight be nothing but what she carries between wind and water.
  -- Francis Osborne (advising his son not to marry a beautiful but poor girl) Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV....
• Ship it.
• Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
  Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....
• Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.
• A man can lose his soul among the stars. Much later, he may realize that his body acted for him, guiding his ship while his mind traveled in realms he cannot remember.
  They call it _the far look._ It is dangerous. A man's soul does not always return....
• It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
  He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
• Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts.
  -- Old Testament -- Isaiah lv, 7...
• Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows? Rory: Yes. Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
  Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same signature as him?...
• A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.
  -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xii, 10...