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• I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
• How many ping pong players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to complain that it's "table tennis" not "ping pong", one to change the light bulb, one to protest about the type of glue he used to fix the light bulb into place, and one to get out his copy of the "Bats 'R' Us" catalogue and point out that he could have bought an even better one for 50p less....
• ping [from the submariners' term for a sonar pulse] 1.
  . Slang term for a small network message (ICMP ECHO) sent by a computer to check for the presence and alertness of another....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Out from the shadows behind you pounces a bearded pirate!
  Har, har," he he chortles, "I'll just take all this booty and hide it away with me chest chest deep in the maze!...
• It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
  He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
• Conservatives destroy the Constitution and hide behind the flag.
• Til you drop that heavy baggage you're dragging behind, there won't be room for us to both go this ride.
  -- 10,000 Maniac...