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• Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before, but I've never felt this way before.
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• Don't cry over spilt milk, let the cat in to enjoy your misfortune.
• It's no use crying over spilt milk; it only makes it salty for the cat.
• I like milk because it comes from cows.
• Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.