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• And the Lord said, "Thou shalt not leave hairs unsplit.
• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bi
  in thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and....
• High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seve
  Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits....
• T is the voice of the sluggard; I heard him complain, "You have wak'd me too soon, I must slumber again.
  -- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- The Sluggard...
• From all who dwell below the skies Let the Creator's praise arise
  Let the Redeemer's name be sung Through every land, by every tongue....
• Thou shalt not omit adultery.
• Thou shalt not admit adultery.