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• Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare "You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.
  As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes....
• Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ever lost YOUR voice?
  Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a few choice words for him....
• I have been there, and still would go; 'T is like a little heaven below.
  -- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Divine Songs, Song xxviii...
• Were I so tall to reach the pole, Or grasp the ocean with my span, I must be measured by my soul
  The mind 's the standard of the man....
• Whene'er I take my walks abroad, How many poor I see!
  What shall I render to my God For all his gifts to me?...
• Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
  Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....
• Arguments seem futile to me, for behind every argument I have ever heard lies the astounding ignorance of someone.
  -- Justice Louis D. Brandeis (1856-1941)...
• Up, sluggard, and waste not life; in the grave will be sleeping enough. -- Ben Frankli
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....