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• Loosen up; the unaimed arrow never misses.
• I LOVE you baby, but her FLESH got in the way!
• Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!...I love you...you love m.....*CHOMP!!!!*
• S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
  S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
• Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....