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• It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.
• It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.
  -- Coit-Murphy's Statement on the Power of Negative Thinking...
• However deceitful hope may be, she carries us on pleasantly to the end of life.
  -- La Rochefoucauld...
• Look under the sofa cushion; you will be surprised at what you find.
• You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parto
• You folks are free to roam the grounds. Uh, just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal.
  Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised....
• It is the person who is blind to what goes on around him that is most surprised when the same things happen to him.
  -- M. Thompso...
• And, of course, when the people find out you've burnt Doctor Johnson's dictionary, they may go around saying, 'Look, there's Thick George .
  ..he's got a brain the size of a weasels wedding tackle'....
• If you look around a poker game and there's no sucker, you're it.