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• When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look.
  When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen....
• A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.
• A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence.
• A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
• A woman without a man is like a moose without a hairnet.
• A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
  Therefore, a man without a woman is like a bicycle without a fish....