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An Academic Speculated Whether A Bather Is Beautiful If There Is None In The Forest To Admire Her.
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An Academic speculated whether a bather is beautiful
if there is none in the forest to admire her. He hid
in the bushes to find out, which vitiated his premise
but made him happy.
Moral: Empiricism is more fun than speculation.
-- Sam Weber
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