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• An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. -- David Gerrold
• I continuously have this cash flow problem - it is all flowing in the wrong direction.
• It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
• An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
  Gerrold's First Law of Infernal Dynamic...
• Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
  -- Ashleigh Brillia...
• The enemy's outside, Mister. You're pointing your gun in the wrong direction.
  -- Captain Briggs, Earthshock...
• The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction. Boyle's Other Law