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• Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can do is take a complete rest.
• Data: "I have often wondered what it must be like to have one's mouth.
  ..water in anticipation of the arrival of a confection....
• I can go for more than seven days without sleep. . . so it's a good thing I sleep nights.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
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  one in which the programmer relies on the computer's processing power instead of using his or her own intelligence to simplify the problem, often ignoring problems of scale and applying naive methods suited to small problems directly to large ones....
• Grownups are reluctant to take science fiction seriously, and with good reaso
  ci-fi is a hormonal activity, not a literary one....
• Many people go throughout life committing partial suicide- destroying their talents, energies, creative qualities.
  Indeed, to learn how to be good to oneself is often more difficult than to learn how to be good to others....
• I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
  He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head...