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• An evil life is a kind of death. OVID
• Three things in human life are important: The first is to be kind.
  The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. -- Henry Jame...
• How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them.
• You'll need [pornography]. Lots of it. The dirty, filthy, degrading kind.
  But keep it well hidden! Don't discount secret wall panels, trick drawers, holes in the yard, etc....
• The trick in overcoming temptation, is to play dead.
• TIPS FOR PERFORMERS: Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters.
  There are a finite number of jokes in the universe....
• There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage, a relationship is over -- and to let go.
  It means leaving what's over without denying its validity or its past importance in our lives....
• The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe
  and Everything was released with the kind permission of the Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries, and Other Professional Thinking Persons....