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• Nintendo: in-home baby sitter.
• Lie: The baby looks just like its father.
• Lie: The baby looks just like you.
• World's greatest lie: My, what an adorable baby.
• A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set while your kids cry themselves to sleep.
• Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
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• Lie: Before you know it, the baby will sleep through the night.
• We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -- Eric Hoffe