Related:

• Conan the Librarian" -- Movie sequel?
• There is a building with four floors. On the first floor, there is a convention of architects.
  On the second floor, there is a vinyl manufacturing plant....
• Librarian Party: Bring your own books and beer.
• Missing a few catalog cards / gears / marbles.
• Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield
  one, the bats in the public library -- [scene switch to man opening card catalog and screaming as bats fly out] -- two, Mrs....
• Library is a growing organism. -- Fifth Law of library science
• A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
• History proves nothing. -- Bill Gray
• A witty saying proves nothing." -- Voltaire