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• LIBRARIANS do it in the stacks.
• Librarians do it on the shelfs.
• LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
• Pantomimists do it silently.
• Stand still and silently watch the world go by - and it will.
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
• If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
  -- Warren Buffet, Washington Po...
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....