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• Liberals, but not conservatives, can get attention and acclaim for denouncing liberal policies that failed
  and liberals will inevitably capture the ensuing agenda for "reform." -- John McClaughry...
• Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's.
  Reading TV Guide, um... Writing to TV Guide, um.....
• Barlow: My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here
  ailroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....
• You may be redneck... if you consider "TV Guide" to be deep reading.
• You may be redneck... if your idea of classic literature is TV Guide.
• WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
• Marge: [gasps] Oh, Homer, look! Look, a TV Guide owned by Jackie O.
  John: Oh, you should see the crossword puzzle. She thought that Mindy lived with "Mark....
• If quitting in a huff fails, see Rule #1. -- Liberal Rule #12
• From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: If we get involved in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs damage my videotapes?
  -- TV Guide, 1985...