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• Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you.
• Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules.
  Lisa+Laura: [wistful sigh] -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• HAIL Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about the weather patterns relating to hail
  and the likely occurrence of it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection....
• Last year, when Brutus was about to kill Julius Caesar, the Prince yelled out, 'Look behind you, Mr.
  Caesar'. -- Edmund, Sense and Senility...
• Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant... [Hail, Emperor, those who are going to die greet you.]
• Cthulhu loves you ... With a tossed salad and white wine.
• If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail?