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• Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
• Hmm, let's see... [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Naah.
  .. [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Mmm....
• Love thyself last: cherish those hearts that hate thee
  Corruption wins not more than honesty. Still in thy right hand carry gentle peace, To silence envious tongues....
• To the memory of the Man, first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.
  -- Henry Lee (1756-1816) -- Memoirs of Lee, Eulogy on Washington, Dec. 26, 1799...
• Let's see that again! DEATHCAM!
• With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, .
  ..to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations....
• Small is the number of them that see with their own eyes, and feel with their own hearts.
  -- Albert Einstei...
• I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!
  -- Gelett Burgess (1866-1951), -- The Burgess Nonsense Book (1914) "The Purple Cow...
• Let's see, this plug in goes to ... NO CARRIER. ...