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• Let's face it: this time you're not going to win.
• Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you
  if you don't bet, you can't win. -- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love...
• You don't have to let a beer win. -- Men vs. Bee
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you
  if you don't bet, you can't win. -- Lazarus Long...
• You can't win all of the time. There are guys out there who are better than you. -- Yogi Berra
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....
• I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
  I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?...
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.