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• The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
• Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.
  ... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops....
• The odds of our neighbors having a loud all night party is directly proportional to how much you need a good night sleep.
• Good fences make good neighbors.
• I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing? -- Famous Last Word
• Good fences make good neighbors. American Proverb
• If SEX isn't meant for fun, why's it feel so good.
• Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
• So what good is a ring of Chthulu control? -- Famous Last Word