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  -- Lee Gomes, San Jose Mercury New...
• Open DeathTrap: n. Abusive hackerism for the Santa Cruz Operation's `Open DeskTop' product, a Motif-based graphical interface over their UNIX.
  The funniest part is that this was coined by SCO's own developers....
• A company in California has started to market "camouflage toilet paper" for use in the woods and plans to run testimonials from hunters who claim they have been shot at while using ordinary toilet paper (by hunters who mistook them for white-tailed deer).
  -- from 'News of the Weird" in the San Jose Mercury New...
• This passage was written by a London reporter on the eve of the England-West Germany Soccer World Cup final of 1966.
  .. "If, on the morrow, the Germans defeat us at our national sport, be not dismayed....
• Perl /perl/ n. [Practical Extraction and Report Language, a.
  k.a. Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister] An interpreted language developed by Larry Wall (&l...
• Perl: /perl/ [Practical Extraction and Report Language, a.
  k.a Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister] n. An interpreted language developed by Larry Wall &l...
• KTLA a.m. co-anchor Barbara Beck, "So, what's your favorite TV program?
  ] Murphy Brown on KTLA/Channel 5--not! -- Vice-President Dan Quayle in a television commercial -- for KTLA's Murphy Brown reruns....
• Look to cemeteries for sexual satisfaction.
• ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY!