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• RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Brain, n.: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• brain, n: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Miss, n.: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...