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• Marge: What? Oh my God! [Homer turns off the light] [we can still see Marge's eyes in the dark -- as in any cartoon] Home
  Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep....
• Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
  Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....
• Life is a bizarre thing. First you spend it running from childhood, then you spend the rest of it trying to get back.
  -- Ravenous Tenebrosity...
• How could they think women a recreation? Or the repetition of bodies of steady interest?
  Only the ignorant or the busy could. That elm of flesh must prove a luxury of prime...
• As you pick up the rusty knife, your sword gives a single pulse of blinding blue light.
• Eager to know the result of a physics exam he had taken, my brother asked his teacher, "How far am I from making an 'A' in this course?
  Replied the instructor, "Do you want that in light years?...
• Oh, so there you are!
• And God said: "Let there be light", and there was light.
  And everyone said, "Hey, cool! Do You do parties?...