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• She is capable of running over 60 trillion calculation a second, and you have her working as a cocktail waitress.
  -- Admiral Haftel about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
• Hello Lal. How are you? Troi...Admiral...Admiral...
  An Admiral from Starfleet has come to take me away....
• Father says I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you.
  -- Lal to Guinan, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
• Troi: "It seems you have an advocate, Q." Data: "I am merely stating the facts, Counselor.
  -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
  Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The Admiral and I were worried about you....
• Captain, are we talking about breaking up a family?
  Isn't that a rather sentimental attitude about androids?...
• Preston: "I believe you'll find everything ship-shape, Admiral.
  Kirk: "Oh do you? Do you have any idea, Midshipman Preston, how many times I've had to listen to Mister Scott on the com telling me his troubles?...
• Lal is my child. You ask that I volunteer to give her up.
  I cannot. It would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting....
• I am gender neuter, inadequate. -- Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0