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  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• LaForge: "Are you feeling all right?" Scott: "Well, never get drunk unless you're willing to pay for it the next day.
  I'll manage." LaForge: "Okay..." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• LaForge: "So, this alien space-baby, which is about the size of a four story building, *really* felt the Enterprise was its mother.
  Scott: "Oh, you're pulling an old man's leg!" LaForge...
• Riker: "We should probably get you to Sickbay. Doctor Crusher will want to have--" Sco
  You've changed the resonator array!" Riker: "Geordi, I think our guest is going to have a lot of engineering questions....
• Scott: "Shut the duterium from the main cryo pump to the auxillary tank.
  LaForge: "The tank can't withstand that kind of pressure....
• Beverly: "Captain, the first thing you need to get is some rest.
  Now this has been a shock to your system and I want you to not push yourself....
• Riker: "She's not much to look at." Scott: "Laddie, every woman has her own charm.
  You just have to know where to look for her." -- "Relics", Stardate 46125.3...
• You will pioneer the first Martian colony.