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Lack Of Sex Causes Poor Eyesight.
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Lack of sex causes poor eyesight.
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Sex - the poor man's polo.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw
Sex alleviates tension. Marriage causes it." -- Woody Allen, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generation if no one had sex.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
A hog's eyesight is better than a human's.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-- John Barrymore...
