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Keep Your Weaponry Away From Acids.
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Keep your weaponry away from acids.
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Keep your armours away from rust.
This is your home away from home; keep it clean.
Keep away from magnetism.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Keep away from open flame or spark.
Keep away from me, I didn't mean to reveal everything.
I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes.
The only way to make something completely foolproof is to keep it away from fools.
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
