JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
-- Real Newspaper Headline
-- Real Newspaper Headline
Related:
- EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
Real Newspaper... - PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
Real Newspaper... - TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
Real Newspaper... - BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
Real Newspaper... - DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
Real Newspaper... - PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
Real Newspaper... - POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
Real Newspaper... - Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Actual newspaper... - Hmm, let's see...
[dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE]
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[dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES...
