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  Let me wrap your head in a towel." "That's all right," said the customer....
• Forrest Grump: Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!
• Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
• My life is in your hands! What do you mean, OOOPS???
• No! Don't touch my baby! GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD!
• Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her.
• Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes...
• There are just two rules of governance in a free society
  Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself. -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
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