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• PURPITATION: To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don't want it, and then put it in another section.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• EYE DROPS OFF SHELF -- Real Newspaper Headline
• Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
• OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off.
• Just take a cold shower and sleep it off.
• A blind man comes into a drugstore and starts knocking things off the shelf with his cane.
  The owner says, "Can I help you?" He says, "No, thanks, just looking." -- Gallaghe...
• Old hippies never die, they just take a trip.
• Let me make sure I'm crystal clear on this issue. Heavy metal fans are buying heavy metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns?
  Where's the problem? -- Denis Leary...
• I've just broken all previous records on Space Invaders.