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• Taxes should hurt. I just mailed my own tax return last night and I am prepared to say `ouch!
  ' as loud as anyone." -- Ronald Reaga...
• Taxes should hurt. I just mailed my own tax return last night and I am prepared to say `ouch!
  ' as loud as anyone. -- Ronald Reaga...
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
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