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• Are you stoned or just stupid?
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid answers.
• Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
  "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you!
• Excuse me please, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond . . . There! Now, what did you want?
• They aren't evil...just stupid.
• Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
  That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
• Just because you say it doesn't make it true.