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• Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue?
  Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza [sic] just a statue? -- Homer, "The Telltale Head...
• They'll just find a statue standing where the statue got you high...
• Truth is a statue, and you are all just a bunch of pigeons.
• Homer drives into a preserved deer statue] Homer: D'oh!
  Lisa: A deer! Marge: A _female_ deer... -- The best Simpsons gag ever, "Bart Gets an Elepha...
• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
• No one ever built a statue to a critic
• Noone ever built a statue to a critic.
• Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
  [spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a donut over his head] There it is!...